Hotdog Presents

The way to a Hot Dog Doctor’s heart is Hot Dog presents! Here are some of our favorites.

Miniature Dog
Hz and Ez both got these teeny, tiny hot dogs from Kt. Remember her from the Yo, Twins Homo-pener, Sprtz Fnz! post? And it’s SO GREAT, because in that post we had a game where you had to find tiny Kt in a crowd, and then she gave us tiny hot dogs. Oh, Kt. You’re so smart and funny…

Hi, tiny hot dog!

Hi, tiny hot dog!

Wiener Doll
And Hz’ Hot Lesbian Boss, Laura, gave her this funny little wiener doll! You know who’s a wiener doll, don’t you? Yes you do! Laura, the Hot Lesbian Boss is. Also, Laura, the Hot Lesbian Boss has a t-shirt covered in drawings of hot dogs. So when she wears it, everyone drools.

Wiener doll with clothes on!

Wiener doll with clothes on!

Wiener doll with clothes off!

Wiener doll with clothes off!

Magnetic “Chicago Style” Hot Dog Bottle Opener
One day, a magnetic “Chicago Style” hot dog bottle opener mysteriously appeared attached to Hz’ mailbox. She was like, wha–? But then her friend Craig Knows Best Facebooked her and fessed up! This was a very thoughtful gift, made even more thoughtful by the fact that Craig Knows Best got it on a vacation, and he was drunk the whole time, but he still remembered the Hot Dog Doctors. What a great guy! We’ll have to take Craig Knows Best on a mission some time, that guy can probably chug some serious dog!

This hot dog isn't for eating, it's for DRINKING!

This hot dog isn't for eating, it's for DRINKING!

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