The Mucinex Diet

Today at the health club where Hz works…

DOUG: Hillz, you want some Wheat Thins?

HZ: Oh my god, yes. All I’ve eaten today is diet pills.

DOUG: [laughs] That’s so awesome.

HZ: Yeah, it’s funny ’cause it’s true! Did I ever tell you about when I was taking Mucinex and I lost tons of weight?

DOUG: That’s weird. Really?

HZ: Yeah. I would have kept taking it, too, because I was looking really great. But it makes you cough up phlegm all the time.

DOUG: That wasn’t phlegm. It was fat.

Mucinex makes you sexy.

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July 10, 2009. Hot Dog Dining. 3 comments.